I was about to cross the street and a wild Zubat appeared. If you don’t know what a Zubat is, it’s not worth the pedantry of explanation. For the purpose of this story it’s a thing on a smartphone screen.
On that day, before I could acknowledge the forces at play, something slipped and both of the items in my hands were airborne; a coffee mug to my left and an iPhone to my right. A Slowbro freeze-frame soliloquy kicked in, “Which one should I catch? Gotta catch ’em all!”